gooey tom

Someone who is elasticated and flexible.

"Your gooey tom mate"

by Dickanis June 1, 2024

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard

Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom

by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024

Throwing a Tom

While playing cornhole when someone throws a bag short of the board.

I hate throwing a Tom. Theses boards must be too far apart.

by Bags master July 3, 2024

Tom

Tom is lame and weak.

I saw Tom today, he looked really lame and weak.

by Why’s it spicy July 7, 2024

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe is a spin off of the story of orange doe. Peeping Tom was looking through a window when she saw Orange Doe brushing his teeth in perfect condition even though his hands were not recovered. She stole the toothbrush and had their baby, Psychology.

Peeping Tom and Orange Doe are couple goals- their cheating son psychology is not a goal, though.

by Doe Life July 9, 2024