A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.
Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
by tpainbakersman June 01, 2013
Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
by getthehelloffme June 05, 2011
Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
by Sac.chauhan March 07, 2011
A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.
Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.
Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
by JennDub July 16, 2014
John: I'm a Facebook Group Administrator!
Gerald: So what. I'm in Admin too and I don't actually do anything.
Gerald: So what. I'm in Admin too and I don't actually do anything.
by koltilluminatorz August 05, 2012
What people say when they are embarrassed after admitting to sombody that they found something out on Facebook.
by urge19 January 02, 2011
When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.
This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
by Jaybevil December 02, 2011