National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

beat the queen

kicking British ass since 1789

Yeah, that's when we beat the queen.

by BrkLndrs May 9, 2015

The great beat down of 2022

Biggest sporting clay event of 2022. Hosted by Scarborough Fish & Game, Conley & Hebert battled it out in a 100 round shootout. The sporting-clay field was proving challenging due to the blustery conditions and relatively new gun for Conley as Hebert excelled out of the gate and was off to an early lead. Miraculously, Conley managed to become a master with him shotgun and was soon an unstoppable force. Hebert stood mesmerized and in awe, as Conley made quick work of the remaining clays. Although most thought the match wouldn’t go beyond stand 5, Conley turned doubters into believers. This was certainly one for the ages and a loss that Hebert will think of daily.

Conley demolished Hebert in the great beat down of 2022 at Scarborough Fish & Game.

by DJ-Conley February 16, 2022

beat up converse

Worn by fruity people.

Friend 1: Omg do you think she's into girls?

Friend 2: Totally! Do you see those beat up converse, she has to be!

by vazinii February 7, 2023

Bridger Beat Down

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers

originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good

the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it

by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010