sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

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We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.

by pisi February 24, 2019

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taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

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Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 27, 2019

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Strawberry Snake

When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.

In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.

by Nell.e August 8, 2019

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Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020

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