Egg Salad Sandwich

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.

Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!

by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich

"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"

by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024

Sandwich Gaper

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.

Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.

by adfalsdflaf January 23, 2025

Gangster Sandwich

A sexual act wherein a female is "sandwiched" between two males, who are penetrating her from the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I'm hiring a hooker this week, wanna make a gangster sandwich?

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

Sandwich

Shorthand for "idiot sandwich" which is an insult coined and popularized by chef Gordon Ramsay.

Don't mix bleach with ammonia, you fucking sandwich!

by Ok_Spaghettio February 28, 2022

MC Lit Sandwich

A step up from using the phrase "Lit".

Man 1:"Hey bro you hungry?"
Man 2:"Yea man let's get sonic."
Man 1:"Alright. I'll buy."
Man 2:"MC Lit Sandwich bro"

by NoMomoNo August 23, 2017

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022