roadblock

A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you can't get around him/her.

1. Damn it! That Kevin's 340-pound body is obstructing my path in the junk food aisle, I can't even squeeze past that fatass roadblock without abandoning my shopping cart!

2. One of my store managers, Johnathan, was trying to get into the receiving part of the store and he tried to push past the carts, dollies, and pallet jacks that were in his way, complaining, "Man it's like a ROADBLOCK here!!!"

by al833zy October 9, 2011

Roadie running

Roadie running is a well known cheat used on Gears of war when a noob doesnt know how to kill people without the aid of a games glitch.

Gamer 1: "I was playing GOW yesterday, and i pwned these guys asses."

Gamer 2: "Yer i was on lastnight and i pwned some peoples asses too, i learnt a new glitch called Roadie running, kicks ass!"

Gamer 3: Noob.

by Robwhite March 8, 2009

Roadie

A supporter of local road extension projects.

As they tailgated during the opening of a new road extension, Tom and Alice each were sporting tags designating them as a Roadie.

by Kevin Ludwig December 15, 2006

Roadkill

The sex act when the woman is on top of the man

"Boy! Howie told me how him and Melissa indulged in a little roadkill last night!"

by MartinPWS May 30, 2006

Roadman

1 A homeless man that travels via main roads. i.e(Highways)

2 A way of describing a person as crazy, uncaring or savage.

Damn man, your a right roadman!

Hey dude slow down a sec... is that a roadman?

by TheBiggieJ October 3, 2017

Roadkill

see also "nub" "configer" "heaton" and "cleveland steamer"

"roadkill you configing haxor foad"
"no roadkill you cant do me in the batty"

by Seaweed April 10, 2003

roadie

Another word for being intoxicated by marajuana, such as "blazed, stoned, ect."

"Look at James! He's all roadie!"

by DrJ69s January 5, 2006