Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge

Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT

by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020

KO punch

Opening the clit and beating the hell out of it.

Pull.....BAM BAM BAM

by The Wangsta February 25, 2003

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

punch the ether

It's when you break through the inertia of stuff and make an outcome from sheer will.

Let's get a rest now so we can go on and 'punch the ether' later!

by Mada Faca February 9, 2022

/e punch

/e punch its something when people in Roblox are annoyed and are a kid who got a mad at a video game

random user: i blew up your roblox house
random kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM GONNA PUNCH YOU /e punch

by imma a tire September 8, 2025

There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.

The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

by Rico Dali August 10, 2025