Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 10, 2018

potato

1: a WAY too overused word

2: a usually circular golden-brown to light yellow coloured ball which can be mashed, baked, etc

guy 1: hey when are we going,
guy 2: POTATO
guy 1: k

guy 1: mashed, baked or jacket?
guy 2: BISH I SAID TOMATO

by mynamejayff July 7, 2017

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter January 21, 2017

Potato

It’s not a potato

The potato died

by Pleasegivemehaapple October 5, 2018

Potato

Potatoe is an alternate spelling for potato. The "potato" spelling is more popular, but even national newspapers like the New York Times occasionally used the "potatoe" spelling, which was considered an acceptable spelling at least until 15 June 1992, when Republican vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle read the "-oe" spelling off the "official spelling bee spelling" flash card handed to him by an English teacher for correcting a spelling bee, and the media tore him apart for it.

"You’re close, but you left a little something off the spelling of potatoe. The 'e' on the end."

by embram May 9, 2015