The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 05, 2024
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I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
by ImABakedPotato December 05, 2021
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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Milky Potato

A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.

Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Ay Love, Pass Ti Milky Potati (Milky Potato)
by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 09, 2019
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Hot potato

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.
1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!
by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022
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Hot potato

The thing gallon says in the amazing video hot potato
by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020
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Hot Potato

nut in your girls mouth then kiss her and keep switching whose mout has the nut in it
by bahavis December 31, 2020
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