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Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021
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fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
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The Post-it Note Fandom

On October 31 2019, member Wonho left the South Korean boy group called Monsta X due to false accusation in efforts to protect the group from negative attention. Monbebe (fans of Monsta X) showed up to the Starship Entertainment building singing, crying, and writing messages of love and encouragement to Wonho on Post-it notes and stuck it to the building. This sparked Monbebe to trend hashtags on Twitter for months hoping to show support and get attention from the company to do better. “Post-it note fandom” was used as an insult from other fandoms to tease the efforts of Monbebe trying to get Wonho back... because frankly, a thing like that has never been done before. Once an idol is accused and leaves their company, much is not heard from them after that. Against all odds Wonho made his solo debut on September 4th, 2020 with his EP Love Synonym! Monbebe & Wenee (Wonho fans) couldn’t be happier.
Anti: Stupid Post-it note fandom, writing your notes won’t bring him back.. trending your hashtags won’t bring him back.. give up!!

Monbebe: he’ll come home just wait and see..

Months upon months later...
Wonho: *solo debuts*
Monbebe: Yeah the Post-it note fandom did that...
by xweneebebex April 17, 2021
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Post-Crazy

Defining a nu-age in human and world relations incidentally launched on the 24th February 2022 CE. The particular day and also the individual subjective moment in time when generally accepted madness circled back round to the knife edge of eye-twitching sanity.
Bro-1: "Bro! I don't know what's going on anymore!" Bro-2: "No-pro BroBo! Relax. It's just life in the Post-Crazy. Everything's fine..."
by Ssslip February 24, 2022
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post yap clarity

A feeling a person may feel after yapping for too long that is the combined sentiment of disappointment, cringe, self consciousness, and general uneasiness.
Person A: "I was yapping to the girl i like for way too long and I think she knows about my mom's affair with my uncle. What should i do??"
Person B: "My guy, that is the beauty of Post Yap Clarity."
by hiraikills February 29, 2024
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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.
Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.
by Numerati August 4, 2024
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