Paul

That kid that reads on the swing and falls off it backwards
Went to the hospital for a broken finger when he was lying on the ground with a “broken neck”
HIP genius
Giving Zenchang a run for his money

Did you hear about Paul?! He’s the guy most likely to break his finger on a swing.

Paul: I am genius since my hair is big.

Everyone: stfu Paul

by friend Name Last Name October 17, 2019

Paul

Paul is better than you and he is gonna let you know that. Paul is concerned with all things involving Paul.....especially the closure.

Me: Hey Paul, we found the property corner.
Paul: Hey stupid face, that's just where someone tied up their dog.

Me: Dies inside.

by ERRORIK May 31, 2022

Jake Paul

A famous Youtuber

An Youtuber who does anything for entertainment. He does what he does for the fans (Jake Paulers). Sometimes he has gone too far, and now he know it. People keep hating him when he is trying to rectify his mistakes.

Don't hate him, help him become a better person.

by Jake Pauer September 16, 2017

Paul

Has ligma... Ligmaballs

Hey Paul ligma

Paul: Ligma who?
Ligmaballs 🤣

by FAT BEENIS May 19, 2021

Paul Rudded

Not appearing somewhere despite any plans.

It's a shame that your girlfriend Paul Rudded you there and then.

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

Paul Scholes

a Manchester United legend turned pundit who has a habit of sucking on his daughter's crusty feet.

Kid: 'man ur like Paul Scholes before he retired, after is a different story..."

by RiahSparrow January 20, 2024

Paul

hahhhhhah i almost wrote paula. he always has good food like jolly ranchers and sour patch kids. he'll also lend u money for the food truck which is nice. also hes like so tall and his feet r huge like woahhhhhhhhhhhhh

yo paul

by its me guess February 27, 2020