BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.

Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.

by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023

fizzy brown

A cocktail in a tall glass, made by mixing 1oz HP sauce, 1oz vodka, topped with lemonade and half a cherry tomato garnish.

(At a bar) Hey can I get a fizzy brown please?
Sure, here's your fizzy brown.

by CrustaceanStacean January 30, 2023

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

Bright-As-Brown

1. To tell someone; Man, Woman or Child, that they're not or not being smart, in a comical manner... Being that Brown isn't a "Bright" color in the spectrum of colors.

2. To suggest that someone isn't Clever or Bright.

3. To make someone understand that they've missed the point and or punchline.

Wow! Dude, You're about as Bright-As-Brown, aren't ya!?

by SarCri1 April 23, 2023

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

Daemon Brown

A dope ass homie with an average penis that smokes hella weed

I've never seen someone more average than Daemon Brown

by Daemon B October 22, 2019