hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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hair scare

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
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ouchie my hair

when your long hair gets stuck in rings, bracelets, jacket etc
Ouchie my hair!!!! these damn rings are annoying but I'll keep on wearing them!
by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021
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Growing hairs on it

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.
by Feroo February 26, 2011
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mt hair

Im in love with mt hair
by Bundlejoyghoir July 30, 2021
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