New York Giants 

A atrocious team who blew a 31-10 lead with 7:45 left in the 4th quarter to give the NFC East title to the Eagles and can't even anticipate an onside kick

New York Giants fan: DeSean Jackson coming to return, he's going to fumble, and oh no.

Eagles fan: Oh My God!! They did it!!!

Giants fan: crying and walking away

New York Giants by phijack April 26, 2011

new york minute 

time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner

steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"

new york minute by Janick May 8, 2006

New Jersey Turnpike 

Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.

Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."

Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"

New Jersey Turnpike by Bubba Fly March 11, 2007

new york tittie muncher

to bite off a girls nipple

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher

new york tittie muncher by crazy mexican May 21, 2008

New Jersey 

America's hairy, hemorrhoid-ridden asshole.

We're all embarrassed it's there, and we don't like to talk about. But we have to live with the fact it's just... there.

Douchebag from New Jersey: "Nah, Jersey's fucking great. Represent! We got 7-11's and, uh... I think Kevin Smith was born here! It's just jelly New Yorkers who hate us! We're fucking kings!"
Normal Human Being: "I literally just watched you scream and threaten to punch some kid in the face because she wouldn't loan you $10 for a pack of Salems and a can of Milwaukee's Best."

New Jersey by TaxiFred June 16, 2017

New Mission 

The Inner Richmond District of San Francisco. Called 'New Mission' because it is becoming hipper and more popular than the traditionally cool kid part of San Francisco, the Mission District.

"I'll take New Mission pho over a Mission burrito any day of the fucking week! The New Mission totally fucking contolinis."

New Mission by barleyman October 20, 2008

New Jersey 

New Jersey is SCUM. In every possible way.

Home to some of the most dangerous overall cities in the country: Newark, Camden, Trenton, Paterson, etc.

Any so-called culture the state has is the SAME EXACT thing as NY's and Philly's..

Not all of it is industrialized, but mostly suburban. There is very little natural beauty left, though.

There's a shore? YAY!!!! No other states have that, right?? Gimme a break.

Yes, there is no school on Jewish holidays. Just goes to show how annoyingly liberal the state is.

The difference between NY and NJ? NJ is in the way.

The people of New Jersey love to think they're hot shit, when really they're full of it. And yes, I can say that, because I've lived here all my life.

New Jersey by StayAwayFromNewJersey December 24, 2010