Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019

Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch

Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic

by kat3r1n December 3, 2018

Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

by SФviet May 15, 2018

Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021

Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017