Jake

Confusion
I don't know

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)

by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020

Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock

Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock

by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021

Jake Makarski

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.

Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl

by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022

Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!

“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”

by suck daddy123 June 1, 2021

jake brady

A man of a thousand World of Warcraft Copies

Wow a Jake Brady plays so much world of warcraft his mum can't even keep him off it.

by Densel October 9, 2013

Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021