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Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.
While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.
by e-vigilante March 3, 2023
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Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.
Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.
by Otternal April 13, 2023
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Staring At Jellyfish

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!
by Poloboy12 June 29, 2023
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peanut butter jelly

When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.
by PhoenixFranchise August 15, 2023
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
by Mac C October 13, 2023
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Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
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