A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
Get the Jackin Jesusmug. by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023
Get the Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arrivingmug. 
by Mr Lean June 7, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. by PKlady March 24, 2023
Get the Double fist me the Jesusmug. A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
Get the gold star from jesusmug. Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
Get the Hardbass Jesusmug.