poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011

poop gc

the best groupchat ever consisting of car, mella, and bug. the users in the groupchat are the most famous people on stan twitter and have joined together to form an alliance.

Person A: "omg i am so jealous of poop gc they are so cool"
Person B: "ikr i wish i was in that gc they r so swaggy"

by zourrycumslut December 15, 2020

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021

Poop-pop

The moment of unexpected excretion of a small amount of liquid from the anus while farting during a bout of diarrhea. This moment will often cause panic or intense situational awareness.

Bro, I just poop-popped... we gotta go...

by The Hotstepper August 8, 2021

poop you

bad very bad worst swear word ever!!!!!! never ever say the p word

person 1: hello how u day
person 2: ugh....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u say the p word!!!??????????? how dare u I'm calling Mcdonalds!
person 2: poop you!
person 1: *deads of suchr the teribal wrod*

by thesanstheundertalethetale June 25, 2021

poop hammock

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021