H-e-dubs

A slang version of H-e double hockey sticks, the ever-popular PG version of Hell.

*Kindergartener throws box of crayons across the room.*
Teacher: "Now who the H-e-dubs did that?"

by Shaniqua Squared March 30, 2015

E-Gads

;noun,E-tard gadgets. Binkies, glowsticks, dustmasks, vicks ect.

LOL look at that fuckin' E-tard wit all dem E-gads god "x" is stupid.

by kroder January 1, 2008

e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

by electron100 June 1, 2010

e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

e-unit

a group of people that are emos and like razor blades

brenan: e-unit 4 lyf
todd: rock on

by Phil Magroin August 4, 2007

e-migo

A friend from the Internet, whom you have never seen in person.

Heard this from my e-migo chuck1984 : never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

by jo_as_neo April 6, 2011

e-dominatrix

A female telecommie who will beat your ass with a cat 5e. She may also use computer peripherals. The e-dominatrix dominates another when it comes to e-bondage.

Whoa, after an hour with the e-dominatrix, i have keyboard keys stuck in places you don't want to think of . and my back is sore after she whipped me with the Cat-5e.

by Level 11-ty ninja May 13, 2005