Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

Communist crunchwrap

Using the shaved public hair of your partner, smegma and her period blood, as a substitute for the hot sauce, combine and wrap together alike to a crunchwrap supreme

Hey babe I have a suprise meal for you

You shouldn't have

I really shouldn't have, it's a communist crunchwrap, were done

by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Tooth Cruncher

The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy

I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.

by Mudsub December 6, 2021

cornstarch cruncher

A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.

That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.

by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021

Male Cruncher

The gay version of a muff cruncher

"He's such a male cruncher."

"Excuse me a what?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"

*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"

by LilSkirt January 2, 2022

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022