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Sour Cream Donut

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"
by Upa popo July 19, 2017
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bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.
"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"
by thomouse August 14, 2008
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Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."
by essemg April 29, 2019
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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
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Kowski Cream

Fluid produced by the female body when aroused, especially when aroused by an angelic young Polish boy which has been whipped into a flavoursome sweet cream.
"Oh, looking at photos of a young Ludwig Gumplowicz makes me so wet with Kowski Cream."
by CatchRRG January 31, 2014
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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cambodian cream cancel

cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.

it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.
i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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