Ass Butter

a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.

Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"

Ass Butter by Assbutterer August 10, 2003

peanut butter vibes 

Strong acid trip

Susie is feelin those peanut butter vibes

peanut butter vibes by Blubbercheek July 1, 2016

Napular Butter 

A mixture of sweat, semen, and sometimes fecal matter or urine on the back of the neck. Uncommon form of sexual favor, however most often found in the area near kyrgastan. Also found in Mongolia.

The young woman gave me some napular butter yesterday. The smell was rancid!

Napular Butter by J Stimull July 8, 2004

Peanut butter butt

The result of eating one too many peanut butter sandwhiches and ending up with poop stuck in your ass crack.

Robert: Wow Naomi! you have the messiest peanut butter butt I have ever seen..lemme eat that shit out!

Naomi: Yeah go for it, I ate 69 peanut butter sandwiches mang. Beware of dirty butt crust and filthy mushrooms.

Peanut butter butt by Tuna can chode December 2, 2011

peanut butter 

slang for "piss boner"

since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense

this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code

Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"

peanut butter by t-cool September 8, 2007

Well butter me up and call me greasey 

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

Well butter me up and call me greasey by FairyWings November 2, 2004

bonch butter 

this is best described as the toe jam of your bonch. formed by long days of sweating and chafing.... aka dead skin....found on fatties

after a hard day of grueling running i need to wash off my bonch butter.

bonch butter by uzzzzahoe October 18, 2008