douche bag

a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.

Aquaman is a douche bag.

by Splatulis Splatchulli May 13, 2006

Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.

Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....

by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003

Tea-bag

verb. to crouch over a kill in a video game putting the scrodum onto victims face/mouth in an act of humiliation

i tea-baged the noob i assasinated in Halo

by fatality1 May 11, 2010

duche bag

someone who is totally not cool; some people spell it 'dooshbag'. It is originally an instrument girls use to wash their vagina out to stop themselves from getting pregnant.

P1: i saw that loser John, at the beach yesterday
P2: hahaha the beach isn't a place for duche bags like him
p1: wish that fucken duche bag would die!!!!

by Montana Walsh December 28, 2005

dushe bag

a bag u shove up your cunt to clean it . mainly for old crusty pussies

crystal lewis need a giant dushe bag to clean that nasty ass cunt!

by porn man September 19, 2003

brown bag it

Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.

A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.

by Anti-Climacus October 5, 2006