Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair

Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh

by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple

I'm gonna call it pineapple hair - Anix

by anixlover1234btwiloveyurutube June 16, 2020

hair-biter

Where you have a man/women bite your pubis hair off

chad: I got a hair-biter from Ashley last night
kevin: did it hurt

chad: fuck yes it did

by leorocker81 February 21, 2021

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015