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Sam

Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks
by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020
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sam neame

being a number of good cunt things: demon on the turps, king skuxx, king of the coll, all around good cunt.
"fuck youre a sam neame bro"

-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.
by marmite1 November 22, 2011
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Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Sam

fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ
by Possibly Isaac November 14, 2021
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Sam brault

Julianne boyfriend he friendzoned alice like a boy from da hood
I friendzoned alice I made a Sam brault of me
by Jooging charles February 14, 2017
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Sam I

Is a badass dude who lives in canada for the double A bisons.
The badass dude Sam I with the hockey skills to play double A
by Cumins October 23, 2019
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Sam Cosford

Everyone in your group of friends listens to them and they suck at swimming and always break their arm
I did a Sam Cosford to my arm
by Timmy boi November 22, 2021
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