harry james potter is my boyfriend
by POATRONUM January 23, 2021
A real gentleman who always finds pleasure by drinking tea with girls. A bit of a pervert and loves his best friend and Caitlin Petkovski
by Tasty 20112919 August 29, 2011
A sexy man from Northeast Ohio that goes by the name James. He is known for his great knowledge of firearms and firearm safety. A huge advocate for the 2nd amendment and putting BBQ sauce on everything he eats.
Hey look, it's James the Ohio man eating chicken fingers at a restaurant again with BBQ sauce talking about guns.
by The Ohio Man January 15, 2021
A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
by tinylittleovaldogeggs March 07, 2008
James is a fboy. Don't get fooled by his charm and sweetness, He will break your heart. He will flirt with you and say your the only one but keep in mind he probably is doing the same to other girls. James is handsome, charming, and will com off sweet. But, don't let that fool you he is a heart breaker!
James cheated on me!
by summer.smith July 13, 2019
closet homosexual that thinks they can play the guitar, despite distinctly sounding like kermit the frog. A definition of someone that should learn when to GIVE UP!
Same Difference, People That go on x factor thinking they can sing...when they cant oh and James Cottriall
by Mark BrownSAL April 17, 2009
by Mr. built July 21, 2010