Brown new

When a white person asks differently because they've finally made a black or brown friend. Replacement for "Brand new".

"Girl, that white boy is acting Brown new because he finally made some black friends".

by Osensei March 16, 2023

Brown Snowball

When someone cums into an ass eaters mouth after they've dined on their mud butt and then they tongue kiss with a brown snowball.

Those cunts are so disgusting I bet they give each other brown snowballs!

by JuggaloDundee March 22, 2023

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.

Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.

by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023

fizzy brown

A cocktail in a tall glass, made by mixing 1oz HP sauce, 1oz vodka, topped with lemonade and half a cherry tomato garnish.

(At a bar) Hey can I get a fizzy brown please?
Sure, here's your fizzy brown.

by CrustaceanStacean January 30, 2023

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

Bright-As-Brown

1. To tell someone; Man, Woman or Child, that they're not or not being smart, in a comical manner... Being that Brown isn't a "Bright" color in the spectrum of colors.

2. To suggest that someone isn't Clever or Bright.

3. To make someone understand that they've missed the point and or punchline.

Wow! Dude, You're about as Bright-As-Brown, aren't ya!?

by SarCri1 April 23, 2023