sport dick

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

by nan wobbler May 28, 2012

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.

Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.

by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009

urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Mr. Dick

Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.

Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.

by suicidemike October 3, 2010

Dick Cheney

The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney!!!!!

by Nadge September 24, 2009

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015