David

A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.

"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend

by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022

David Wise

One of the greatest music producers of all time responsible for creating many peoples' childhoods and the genius behind the greatest track ever, Stickerbush Symphony.

David Wise is the best.

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.

"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"

by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022

David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.

There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.

by BarkShigga May 14, 2021

David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(

He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno

by lxuren May 18, 2021

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

david

definitely a ginger. only personality trait is being a ginger. type of guy who adds an inch to his height. plays tennis because he couldn’t make any other teams. in the lowest weight class for wrestling

david

by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021