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David

A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022
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David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.
Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!
by furryxox April 29, 2024
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David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.
David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan
by davidglover December 14, 2019
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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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David

The person with the smallest pp in the world like black vagina dog
Smallest pp David!!
by Mklvoaica November 21, 2021
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Innovative David

The most hilarious and playful person in the group. Yet, comes up with brilliant ideas and decisions no one questions. They are usually cute, quiet and influential. Excellent public speakers, actors and marketers. An Innovative David would never boast about his achievements but his achievements speak for him.
"You have to start thinking Innovative David". "It is a good thing to be Innovative} but always better to be Innovative David".
by Toyosi Babarimisa November 6, 2019
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