When a lab's a puppy and there all excited. Then they jump up and put their front paws around you and have ''sex'' with you.
(little boy around five is walking to his mum after having being victim of a lab dance) mummy!!! im not a virgin anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kicknickinthenet January 2, 2008
Get the lab dancemug. A frantic dance a Geordie does when he has held it in too long. This usually occurs after one too many brown ales and a failure to visit the water fall grotto before leaving the pub or when small children have a sudden need to go.
by stevo1977 June 20, 2021
Get the Diggy Dancemug. When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.
When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.
by candiedbones September 21, 2021
Get the Romance and Friend-Dancemug. by Second City Sinner June 26, 2010
Get the Dance blockmug. Breaks you and your soul while you dance whilst making you feel on cocaine and LSD whilst breaking and spraining a few hand and legs
My brother is in the hospital because he was doing some Break-dance.
by Degenerate car November 4, 2021
Get the Break-dancemug. When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.
by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018
Get the Dance Brainmug. "After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."
by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025
Get the Calamity In Your Dancing Pantsmug.