Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020

big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.

Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.

by Mk my g November 4, 2019

Potato

A verb (when talking about first person shooters) meaning the action of spraying lead with every intention of hitting you target and missing.

Dude you can't shoot at all, you totally potatoed that!!!

by Sonny Dennis April 7, 2019

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018