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Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.
by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011
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Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.
Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021
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beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
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straight

*nig takes out his fags*
Jack: oi nig, giz us a straight.
nig: naaah bruv,not waisting my snout on you.
Jack: dont be out give me a blem
nig: Na but you have saves
by Nicole Goodman October 20, 2013
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Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
by aquxertha July 1, 2020
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Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks
“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*
by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020
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