Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.

1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!

by G Jack October 2, 2021

Indonesian Water snake

When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.

I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.

by uberdriverwithaids January 1, 2017

Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017