by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

Pocket Friend

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship

I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.

by Ninafriend October 31, 2021

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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

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Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket

My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

I'm so poor all I eat is sad pockets

by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021

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Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

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Pocket Heals

Your lifeline as a Tank or DPS in PvP. Usually performed by a very virtuous individual who understands that they must sacrifice their urge for pwnage to stand in the background and frantically avoid focused DPS.

We wouldn't have survived that tussle if it weren't for those clutch pocket heals!

by Muffytingstud December 14, 2024

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