punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass
John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie
by Smwierdi November 06, 2020
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Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 10, 2003
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Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
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Plunko Pie

The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.
Hey Jim, want to have a little slice of plunko pie?
by Penny Pong April 16, 2021
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Banch Pie

A famous pie that is very rare and only few lucky people have been able to eat It. Origins of the pie are unknown as it’s a relatively new discovery but people who have tried it say it has the taste of banch and has a mysterious juice that they say makes their bones hurt.
Did you see they have Banch Pie on the menu? Oh my god no way it’s the world famous Banch Pie.
by BraveMaverick46 December 18, 2023
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Cheese pie

Jack: Becky wanna have anal?
Becky: sure
Jack: okay bend over

Jack shoved his nasty yellow cock inside Becky’s tight ass soon dick cheese got all over covered in shit.
Becky begged him to stop but he wouldn’t

Soon jack had a malfunction in his balls and shot cheese.

Becky screamed and said a cheese pie ew!!

Then Becky dumped his ass
by Boner boy June 28, 2020
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Cheese pie

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie
by Cheese1master5000 February 16, 2021
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