Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
Christian Death were lame as fuck.
by WorseThanHitler December 04, 2020
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Death By Masturbation

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!

Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
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death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 07, 2017
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death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
by ultralamefest November 08, 2017
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death glare

look of death, also to be affiliated with death stare. but a glare is not a stare, so it's a death stare on a short period.
Aaron: i really love KFC
chicken: *death glare*
Swahili Bastardizations: wow man look at that chicken death glaring at u
Aaron: WE NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!
chicken army: *death glare*
just a nigga with a rocketlauncer: Don't worry boys i got this
and they lived happily ever after...
by don't use your real name twat January 09, 2017
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pre-death crisis

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
by mommymilkers;) December 05, 2021
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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 03, 2012
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