Dick Kirby

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Dick Troll

Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".

"Hey man where's Jeremy?"

"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."

Laughter ensues, at his expense.

by Mista Japes January 29, 2010

Dick Cheney

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

by StanfordEnglishMajor November 6, 2007

urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

Hoyt this Dick

It means hoyt this dick

Created by Creekview High School Raider Male Team 2020

Hoyt this dick on three, ready, “One, two, three....hoyt this dick!”

by Evan Makhoul October 31, 2020

dribble dick

dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!

Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"

Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 18, 2012

sport dick

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

by nan wobbler May 28, 2012