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sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.
She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.
by A. Square May 19, 2014
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maternal death

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.
I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022
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tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.
Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!
by Hexous1 April 12, 2015
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Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.
So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.
by Getf***ed420 October 26, 2019
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rockstar's death

When you drink too much and black out and throw up while you're laying on your back and choke on your puke and die.
YOU: My friend died the rockstar's death this weekend.
PERSON: How honorable.
by 6969bootyeater6969 May 29, 2018
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Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
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death

the end of life.
what gives meaning to life. (because you only have one life before you die.)
I experienced death on that haunted house.
by piscisgirl November 12, 2017
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