Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011

going for a brown

leaving the room to empty your bowels

Hey mum, shut the fuck up about the lybian crisis, I'm going for a brown over here!

by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

Brown Thanksgiving

When a guy shaves their head, stuffs their hair into the vagina, and set it on fire.

Steve: "Eddy did you really give her a brown thanksgiving"
Eddy: "Yeah, burn baby burn"

by Antiriv November 2, 2011

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

Bright-As-Brown

1. To tell someone; Man, Woman or Child, that they're not or not being smart, in a comical manner... Being that Brown isn't a "Bright" color in the spectrum of colors.

2. To suggest that someone isn't Clever or Bright.

3. To make someone understand that they've missed the point and or punchline.

Wow! Dude, You're about as Bright-As-Brown, aren't ya!?

by SarCri1 April 23, 2023

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

Brown Town

When a man shits in his hand and throws it off his balcony. Usually the man makes monkey noises and aims for people he considers to be a “monkey.”

Jimmy can’t go to sleep without a good brown town!

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023