rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner

holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!

by bo-sama January 9, 2004

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.

*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

by ratlovers May 15, 2011