king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Bird

12' sheetrock either 1/2 inch or 5/8s but not 10 foot or 14 or any other uncut sheet. Any true drywaller will know this

The ceiling is split birds and 14s

by 2slaps December 28, 2021

bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them

"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy

by 0161mannyonthemap June 22, 2016

Birds

A top tier beautiful girl.

Did y’all see Johnny last night will all his birds?

by JohnnyOnTheBeat April 17, 2022

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

Bird Boppin'

The act of repeatedly tapping your bird (usually a budgie) on the head until (s)he becomes extremely annoyed and/or aggravated.

1: I was totally bird boppin' tweet a few minutes ago.
2: LOL! she must have been pissed
1: yeah, she almost bit me.

by burdbawp February 15, 2010