by guyontop69 June 6, 2018
Get the Stone Cold Beersmug. The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Beermug. Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Beer Budgetmug. "have you heard of beer disco"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"
by dogluvr64 May 20, 2018
Get the beer discomug. A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
Get the Gangster Beermug. When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
Get the Residential Beer Gogglesmug. Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed
by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025
Get the Accessory beermug.