Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.

A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"

by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021

Apple

A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.

Yeah... I never buy from Apple. I use Samsung.

by Tree3938 December 22, 2018

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

Apple sauce ok

When your texting some one and you say apple sauce then they say ok, it means that the hoocaust will happen again one day

Then: apple sauce ok

You: I think I know what your saying

by Nick negro March 9, 2018

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018