shut your cunt

When the person who is better off than you is complaining about their "rough" life or shall we say "hard times"

I have an idea, why don't you shut your cunt.

If you want me to be your friend, you'll shut your cunt.

by kevreb October 25, 2006

pulling your leg

to joke, playing a joke

Take it easy,I was only pulling your leg!

by jayun megara November 5, 2007

shut your gob

to tell some one to shut up or be quiet.

Shut your gob Allison! i can hear your voice from my room.

by freakin January 11, 2008

meet your maker

People using this expression are referring to God. It refers to the Christian belief that when we die, we are called to account for our lives before God. So if I say I'm "ready to meet my maker", I mean that I am ready to give God an accounting of my life; I am ready die.

Are you ready to meet your maker?

by imspringer November 5, 2013

Your first name

You saw that it told you to look up "your first name" so you did now there can be 2 ways you got here

you're being a smartass
you're blonde

*on urban dictionary*

*see "look up any word like your first name"*

(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)

by ChickenSausage June 22, 2011

soak your head

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.

Go soak your head

by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010