A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
i dont give a fuck eat my asshole
by eat my ass u bitch ass suck December 13, 2017
by this username sucks April 20, 2021
Indication of being very hungry indeed.
by mockschmock December 08, 2006
An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.
An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
by ThatOneHuman December 04, 2005
by Christie Malry October 09, 2006
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019