Universal Pollution

Universal Pollution, literally, refers to a kind of pollution that is affecting the whole world. It can be anykind of pollution, often not referring to environmental pollution or any environmental issues. People will not compete for Universal Pollution and its supply is far greater than its demand (probably no demand), scarcity will not occur. People would like to get rid of Universal Pollution. People would prefer less of them. It has a negative price and it is with a negative value to the consumer. Therefore, Universal Pollution is a kind of bads (opposite of economic goods).

We should get rid of Universal Pollution.

by sugar_cane October 23, 2018

Yap University

A place you go to master the art of yapping

Bro has a Masters in Yapology from Yap University

by CashCop January 1, 2024

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

The universe

Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s

“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”

by GXS June 24, 2020

Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather

Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.

by Kkrems November 29, 2019