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carp syndrome

the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.
"Steve's developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little Rose."
by J E. Walker May 9, 2003
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Penny Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer fantasises about being captured by kidnappers but remain unharmed - much like Penny from Inspector Gadget.
Every time I walk past those cops I suffer a major bout of Penny Syndrome. Must be the uniforms!
by Drmott September 25, 2011
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King's Syndrome

when you start finding people attractive that you normally wouldn't because the school you attend is so small. The only cure is to go home for Summer, Spring, or Winter break.
"He must have King's Syndrome."
"I thought she was attractive, but it was just King's Syndrome."
"I had to go home to cure my King's Syndrome."
by kingsrep April 18, 2010
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Brain Syndrome

Brain syndrome thats when people have brains but don’t know how to use them.
*guy walks out of a planning meeting*

John: It's like trying to brainstorm with a bunch of people who have Brain Syndrome

Phil: I know right?
by SK36 November 19, 2010
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Porkbelly's Syndrome

A rare condition that prevents speech from being filtered by the brain for stupidity. The main symptom is a stream of ill-considered idiocy from the mouth. Like Tourette's sydrome for stupid people.
His utterance of "I modified the graphics code and all that changed was the graphics" was likely caused by Porkbelly's Syndrome.
by The Stella October 11, 2005
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disneyrockholm syndrome

When a parent of tweenager has more Gomez, Lemonade Mouth, and Jonas Bros in their playlist then AC/DC, Pink Floyd or the Grateful Dead.
Dad 1: Dude, I've been totally emasculated. I got caught rocking out to Mudslide Crush at the gym.

Dad 2: Don't sweat it. You're just dealing with a bad case of disneyrockholm syndrome. Get some counseling... and stop watching your daughter's TV shows!
by travelgreg June 30, 2011
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Bunny Syndrome

Bunny Syndrome is a very serious disease!

It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.

Symptoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"

- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"

There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.

If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
John: I need help. There's this girl I like but I don't know what to say whenever she sits next to me.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
by Ziveeman July 20, 2008
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