Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

mutter mouth

When you get toung twisted and when someone else is muttering you say to them....... Oh you mutter mouth.

My friend is a real mutter mouth

by SavvyShafer123 October 28, 2014

Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”

by kybblekos November 24, 2024

Mouth Gout

When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.

Did you see Steve at lunchtime, he had some Mouth Gout on the side of his face.

by nico-p November 14, 2018

Sophie Wilson Mouth

Used to imply retardicity or dumbassyness

*sees hayden's Sophie Wilson Mouth*

'Sophie has a scraggly ass mouth'

by sophiewilsonese translator September 24, 2022

mallow mouth

When you cum into a girls mouth and she sticks out her tongue and it looks like wet marshmallows

I gave that girl the ol' mallow mouth

by Sasquie July 9, 2023

Shut the hell your mouth

A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up

Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions

by That's not very paragon! March 13, 2024