Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.

"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."

by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017

straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Straightoscope

A straightoscope is the opposite of a gaybar. If you have a good straightoscope you are able to quickly tell if a person is straight.

Person 1: Apparently Larry is going to go to the pride festival this year, I never knew he was gay.
Person 2: He's not gay.
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 2: Trust me, I've good a solid straightoscope.

by Some_Dude69 December 29, 2017

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Straight sticking

Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed

I was straight sticking all the way to my car cuz I had ass rash

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

Straight Pull Up

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.

by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018

StraightLamp

Why such a coincidence you killed me on roblox riding ur gay mopede

Hi, StraightLamp here

by Kaegan👌mcnair June 13, 2018